Stories

These are the stories submited and the legend they answer. To see the stories of a specific edition, just click on the edition number.

# Legend Edition
1 Adulterous couple gets stuck in automobile during tryst.
In Flagrante Delicto by Kris (McKay/Sheppard) 2
31 A serial killer in Baton Rouge lures women from their homes by playing a recording of a crying baby.
Fool Me Once by bluflamingo (McKay/Sheppard) 2
34 Seeing eye dog named Lucky causes the deaths of four of his owners.
Lucky's Hitlist by fathomlessspite (McKay/Sheppard) 2
36 Destructive act is blamed on convenient pet.
Planck Trouble by piratepurple (McKay/Sheppard) 2
47 Woman is impregnated by octopus eggs.
Caviar by Kris (Lorne/Ronon) 2
59 Chanting "Bloody Mary!" thirteen times in front of a candlelit mirror will summon a vengeful spirit.
Vengeance Is Mine by flubber2kool (Mckay/Zelenka) 2
64 Roto-Rooter men find lots of strange things found in customers' drains.
Untitled by krysalys (McKay/Sheppard) 2
70 Young man discovers pharmacist who sold him condoms is his date's father.
Meeting His Father by flubber2kool (McKay/Sheppard) 2
94 Couple accidentally returns erotic tape of themselves to video store.
Technical Errors by lttledvl (McKay/Zelenka) 2
115 Tampon used to stanch deadly wound saves Marine's life.
Bent by sian1359 (McKay/Sheppard) 2
117 The military puts saltpeter in the food and drink of enlisted men to control their sexual urges.
Thanatology, or, God's Play by soleta (McKay/Sheppard) 2
118 Cake inscriptions gone wrong.
Taking the Cake by miasnape (McKay/Sheppard) 2
128 Cars equipped with remote keyless entry systems can be unlocked via cell phone.
Not in the Manual by lavvyan (McKay/Sheppard) 2
150 Kryptonite brand locks can be picked with ordinary Bic pens.
Jokes, Pranks, and Scientists by cassiejamie (McKay/Sheppard) 2
154 Tranquilizer given to cat causes opposite reaction.
Not an Appropriate Use of your Employers Resources by cryptocat (McKay/Dex) 2
160 The Oregon Department of Transportation blew up a dead whale.
A Whale of a Tale by bubbleslayer (McKay/Dex) 2
179 For twenty-five years, two brothers-in-law traded the same pair of gift pants back and forth between them, each time finding more inventive ways to wrap them.
The Sister's Uncle's Third-Grade Teacher's Brotherhood of the Size 40 x 32 Green-Striped Polyester Traveling Pants; or, Can You Really Inherit a Joke? by yin_again (McKay/Sheppard) 2
181 Couple is caught taking risqué pictures in an amusement park photo booth.
Snapshot by chaps1870 (McKay/Sheppard) 2
192 Brain-damaged LSD user believes himself to be glass of orange juice.
Reaction by goddess47 (McKay/Sheppard) 2
237 Pilot locks himself out of the cockpit and has to use a fire axe to get back to the controls.
Anything that can go wrong, will... by lttledvl (McKay/Sheppard) 2