Legends

This is a selection of legends from the Urban Legends Reference Pages that I think can inspire interesting or funny stories. If you think I left out one that you really, really, really want for your story, just tell me about it.

Listing 24 results for search category = risque ordered by legend number

# Legend Category Edition Used
39 Kids leave turkey neck sticking out of Dad's pants; Mom faints when she sees cat gnawing on it. Risque: Penile 1 No
77 Man dressed as superhero knocks himself unconscious after tying wife to bed. Risque: Kinky 1 Yes
88 Adulterous couple discovers their spouses are also having an affair. Risque: Adultery 1 No
89 Green M&Ms are an aphrodisiac. Risque: Aphrodisiacs 1 Yes
90 The drug clomipramine can cause orgasms in yawning patients. Risque: Aphrodisiacs 1 Yes
92 Police officer catches man screwing a pumpkin. Risque: Caught 1 No
93 Naked woman invites her husband to "come and get it" in front of surprise party guests. Risque: Caught 1 No
94 Couple accidentally returns erotic tape of themselves to video store. Risque: Porn 1 Yes
Claimed
    95 Copulating couple becomes stuck together in a case of penis captivus. Risque: Penile 1 No
    96 A wife punishes her husband's infidelity with a hot curling iron up his backside. Risque: Revenge 1 No
    97 Woman superglues cheating partner's penis to his leg. Risque: Revenge 1 No
    98 A man seeking sexual pleasure catches his penis in a swimming pool suction fitting. Risque: Penile 1 No
    99 The penis of gangster John Dillinger is on display at a Smithsonian museum. Risque: Penile 1 No
    100 Tent trailer collapses at campground, exposing couple engaged in intercourse. Risque: Caught 1 Claimed
    101 An American tourist picked up pacing outside a foreign hotel is mistaken for a streetwalker; she avoids going to jail by purchasing a license to practice prostitution. Risque: Hookers 1 Yes
    107 Airplane pilot's risqué comment into open mike is overheard by passengers. Risque: Tattled 1 Yes
    181 Couple is caught taking risqué pictures in an amusement park photo booth. Risque: Caught 2 Yes
    182 Young couple is surprised by party guests while engaging in sexual play. Risque: Caught 2 No
    183 Young couple stains a white sofa during anal sex and blame it on the dog. Risque: Kinky 2 No
    184 Man faints at discotheque after stuffing a cucumber into his pants. Risque: Penile 2 No
    185 Man staples scrotum back together after slicing it open while masturbating with shop machinery. Risque: Penile 2 No
    186 Woman who suffers a seizure clamps down on the penis of the man she's orally pleasuring. Risque: Penile 2 No
    189 The exotic medallion worn so proudly by a society matron bears an embarrassing inscription identifying her as a prostitute. Risque: Hookers 2 No
    191 Woman's ribald telephone message describing her previous night's date is forwarded all over town. Risque: Tattled 2 No