These are the stories submited and the legend they answer. To see the stories of a specific edition, just click on the edition number.
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Adulterous couple gets stuck in automobile during tryst. |
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In Flagrante Delicto by Kris (McKay/Sheppard)
| 2 |
| 3 |
A well-guarded car proves not to be so well guarded after all when it's found one morning turned around in its parking spot, sporting a "If we want it, we'll take it" note from the mischievous thieves. |
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Cohesion by stillane (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 9 |
Statues bow or call out messages when a virgin walks by. |
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Like a Virgin by sp23 (McKay/Sheppard)
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To Resist by cassiejamie (McKay/Beckett)
| 1 |
| 11 |
Famous psychic predicts Halloween murder on campus. |
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Silence Implying Sound by trinityofone (McKay/Sheppard)
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The Masked Man by angelic_mand (Weir/Teyla)
| 1 |
| 12 |
University of Texas student loses both kidneys to organ thieves. |
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Living Conditions by minnow1212 (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 15 |
Summer intern at prestigious law firm sends embarrassing message to co-workers. |
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Business as Usual by angelic_mand (Weir/Teyla)
| 1 |
| 16 |
Japanese software replaces Microsoft error messages with haiku poetry. |
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Reflect, Repent, Reboot by lilac_way (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 22 |
Gang members are depositing a deadly mixture of LSD and strychnine on pay phone buttons. |
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Voices by arionchan (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 29 |
Some older model cordless phones call 911 by themselves when their batteries are dying. |
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Distraction by laceymcbain (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 31 |
A serial killer in Baton Rouge lures women from their homes by playing a recording of a crying baby. |
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Fool Me Once by bluflamingo (McKay/Sheppard)
| 2 |
| 34 |
Seeing eye dog named Lucky causes the deaths of four of his owners. |
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Lucky's Hitlist by fathomlessspite (McKay/Sheppard)
| 2 |
| 36 |
Destructive act is blamed on convenient pet. |
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The Relative Merits of Wanting and Getting by cupidsbow (McKay/Sheppard)
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Planck Trouble by piratepurple (McKay/Sheppard)
| 2 |
| 38 |
Family pet startles man by sticking its cold nose into his genitals. |
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Pants Recommended by strifechaos (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 42 |
Swedish navy mistakes minks for enemy submarines. |
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The Relative Merits of Wanting and Getting by cupidsbow (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 47 |
Woman is impregnated by octopus eggs. |
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Caviar by Kris (Lorne/Ronon)
| 2 |
| 48 |
A man stuck in cat door without his pants is mistaken for a work of art. |
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Diplomatic Incident no.25 by thesh_t (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 49 |
A man who tries to retrieve his morning newspaper in the altogether is inadvertently locked out of his home. |
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Pleasant Surprises by sakuracorr (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 55 |
Mountain Dew will shrink testicles and lower sperm count. |
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Yellow No. 5 by honey_babes (McKay/Beckett)
| 1 |
| 59 |
Chanting "Bloody Mary!" thirteen times in front of a candlelit mirror will summon a vengeful spirit. |
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Vengeance Is Mine by flubber2kool (Mckay/Zelenka)
| 2 |
| 64 |
Roto-Rooter men find lots of strange things found in customers' drains. |
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Untitled by krysalys (McKay/Sheppard)
| 2 |
| 70 |
Young man discovers pharmacist who sold him condoms is his date's father. |
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Artistry in Chaos by mandysbitch (Mckay/Sheppard)
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Meeting His Father by flubber2kool (McKay/Sheppard)
| 2 |
| 77 |
Man dressed as superhero knocks himself unconscious after tying wife to bed. |
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Another Typical Day by teh_gandu (Weir/Teyla)
| 1 |
| 86 |
A man who has had an embryo implanted in his abdomen is engaged in the world's first human male pregnancy. |
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John Sheppard, Alien Vessel by odannygirl7 (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 89 |
Green M&Ms are an aphrodisiac. |
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The Green Ones by lillyjk (McKay/Sheppard)
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DVDs and Green M&Ms by cassiejamie (McKay/Sheppard/Beckett)
| 1 |
| 90 |
The drug clomipramine can cause orgasms in yawning patients. |
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Clomipramine by Kris (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 94 |
Couple accidentally returns erotic tape of themselves to video store. |
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Dr. Beckett and the Naughty Patient by lillyjk (McKay/Sheppard/Beckett)
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DVDs and Green M&Ms by cassiejamie (McKay/Sheppard)
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Technical Errors by lttledvl (McKay/Zelenka)
| 2 |
| 101 |
An American tourist picked up pacing outside a foreign hotel is mistaken for a streetwalker; she avoids going to jail by purchasing a license to practice prostitution. |
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Double-Oh-McKay: License to Love? by Spikedluv (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 106 |
Waterproof sunscreen causes blindness. |
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You'll Go Blind by isiscolo (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 107 |
Airplane pilot's risqué comment into open mike is overheard by passengers. |
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Basic Needs by skeddy_kat (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 110 |
Bug enters person's ear and eats its way through his brain. |
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Snug as a Bug by maverick4oz (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 112 |
Bride-to-be sends over-the-top list of instructions to her attendants. |
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These Things, They Happen by threequarters (McKay/Sheppard)
| 1 |
| 115 |
Tampon used to stanch deadly wound saves Marine's life. |
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Bent by sian1359 (McKay/Sheppard)
| 2 |
| 117 |
The military puts saltpeter in the food and drink of enlisted men to control their sexual urges. |
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Thanatology, or, God's Play by soleta (McKay/Sheppard)
| 2 |
| 118 |
Cake inscriptions gone wrong. |
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Taking the Cake by miasnape (McKay/Sheppard)
| 2 |
| 128 |
Cars equipped with remote keyless entry systems can be unlocked via cell phone. |
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Not in the Manual by lavvyan (McKay/Sheppard)
| 2 |
| 150 |
Kryptonite brand locks can be picked with ordinary Bic pens. |
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Jokes, Pranks, and Scientists by cassiejamie (McKay/Sheppard)
| 2 |
| 154 |
Tranquilizer given to cat causes opposite reaction. |
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Not an Appropriate Use of your Employers Resources by cryptocat (McKay/Dex)
| 2 |
| 160 |
The Oregon Department of Transportation blew up a dead whale. |
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A Whale of a Tale by bubbleslayer (McKay/Dex)
| 2 |
| 179 |
For twenty-five years, two brothers-in-law traded the same pair of gift pants back and forth between them, each time finding more inventive ways to wrap them. |
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The Sister's Uncle's Third-Grade Teacher's Brotherhood of the Size 40 x 32 Green-Striped Polyester Traveling Pants; or, Can You Really Inherit a Joke? by yin_again (McKay/Sheppard)
| 2 |
| 181 |
Couple is caught taking risqué pictures in an amusement park photo booth. |
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Snapshot by chaps1870 (McKay/Sheppard)
| 2 |
| 192 |
Brain-damaged LSD user believes himself to be glass of orange juice. |
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Reaction by goddess47 (McKay/Sheppard)
| 2 |
| 237 |
Pilot locks himself out of the cockpit and has to use a fire axe to get back to the controls. |
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Anything that can go wrong, will... by lttledvl (McKay/Sheppard)
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