| # |
Legend |
Category |
Edition |
Used |
| 1 |
Adulterous couple gets stuck in automobile during tryst. |
Love:
Betrayal |
1 |
Yes |
| 2 |
Ghostly handprints appear on cars at a San Antonio railway crossing. |
Horrors:
Ghosts |
1 |
Claimed |
|
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| 3 |
A well-guarded car proves not to be so well guarded after all when it's found one morning turned around in its parking spot, sporting a "If we want it, we'll take it" note from the mischievous thieves. |
Autos:
Theft |
1 |
Yes |
| 4 |
Coca-Cola is an effective spermicide. |
Cokelore |
1 |
No |
| 5 |
Combining Coca-Cola and aspirin will get you high. |
Cokelore |
1 |
Claimed |
|
|
| 6 |
Student returning to dorm room naked is surprised by his girlfriend and her parents. |
College:
Embarrass |
1 |
No |
| 7 |
Female student asks biology instructor why semen tastes so salty. |
College:
Risque |
1 |
No |
| 8 |
Actor disguised as a beggar used to test divinity students' compassion. |
College:
Exam |
1 |
No |
| 9 |
Statues bow or call out messages when a virgin walks by. |
College:
Halls |
1 |
Yes |
| 10 |
Odd-looking building got that way because someone read the plans wrong and built it backwards. |
College:
Halls |
1 |
No |
| 11 |
Famous psychic predicts Halloween murder on campus. |
Horrors:
Madmen |
1 |
Yes |
| 12 |
University of Texas student loses both kidneys to organ thieves. |
Horrors:
Robbery |
1 |
Yes |
| 13 |
Angry fraternity exacts revenge on its enemies with adulterated donuts. |
College:
Pranks |
1 |
No |
| 14 |
Hooker sent to a john's room turns out to be his daughter. |
College:
Risque |
1 |
Claimed |
|
|
| 15 |
Summer intern at prestigious law firm sends embarrassing message to co-workers. |
Embarrass:
Email |
1 |
Yes |
| 16 |
Japanese software replaces Microsoft error messages with haiku poetry. |
Computer:
Internet |
1 |
Yes |
| 17 |
Account claims Dell is selling computers with keyboard loggers installed at the behest of the Department of Homeland Security |
Computer:
Internet |
1 |
No |
| 18 |
Police fool a criminal into confessing through a ruse involving a photocopier and a colander. |
Legal |
1 |
Yes
Claimed |
|
- McKay/Sheppard story claimed by js1gump
|
| 19 |
Rapists lure victims by posing as police officers and initiating traffic stops. |
Horrors:
Mayhem |
1 |
No |
| 20 |
Crooks unintentionally turn themselves in by calling 911. |
Crime:
Dumdum |
1 |
No |
| 21 |
Prospective gang members are initiated by killing the drivers of cars who flash their headlights at them. |
Horrors:
Madmen |
1 |
No |
| 22 |
Gang members are depositing a deadly mixture of LSD and strychnine on pay phone buttons. |
Horrors:
Mayhem |
1 |
Yes |
| 23 |
Gang initiates in the Memphis and DeSoto areas must kill a woman and small child in a Wal-Mart. |
Crime:
Gangs |
1 |
No |
| 24 |
Three streakers had their car stolen while they were running nude through a restaurant. |
Crime:
Deserts |
1 |
No |
| 25 |
Clever people enticed thieves into "stealing" their trash during garbage strikes by gift-wrapping it. |
Crime:
Mootloot |
1 |
Claimed |
|
|
| 26 |
Thieves make off with a suitcase, only to find it contains a wildcat. |
Critters:
Farce |
1 |
No |
| 27 |
Dough from an exploded biscuit canister leads a woman to believe she's been shot. |
Crime:
Safety |
1 |
No |
| 28 |
Old lady pulls gun on men she finds sitting in her car, then discovers that it's not her car. |
Crime:
Justice |
1 |
No |
| 29 |
Some older model cordless phones call 911 by themselves when their batteries are dying. |
Crime:
Safety |
1 |
Yes |
| 30 |
Gun-toting Australian granny blows the testicles off two men who raped her granddaughter. |
Crime:
Justice |
1 |
No |
| 31 |
A serial killer in Baton Rouge lures women from their homes by playing a recording of a crying baby. |
Crime:
Warnings |
1 |
Yes |
| 32 |
Rapists are using little children who appear to be lost to lure victims. |
Crime:
Warnings |
1 |
No |
| 33 |
Elephant kills zookeeper by defecating on him. |
Critters:
Malice |
1 |
No |
| 34 |
Seeing eye dog named Lucky causes the deaths of four of his owners. |
Critters:
Malice |
1 |
Yes |
| 35 |
Carpet installer pounds bump flat, then discovers family pet is missing. |
Critters:
Mishaps |
1 |
No |
| 36 |
Destructive act is blamed on convenient pet. |
Critters:
Mishaps |
1 |
Yes |
| 37 |
Dutiful son sends expensive talking bird to Mom, who mistakes it for a game bird and eats it. |
Critters:
Mishaps |
1 |
No |
| 38 |
Family pet startles man by sticking its cold nose into his genitals. |
Critters:
Farce |
1 |
Yes |
| 39 |
Kids leave turkey neck sticking out of Dad's pants; Mom faints when she sees cat gnawing on it. |
Risque:
Penile |
1 |
No |
| 40 |
Birdwatcher returns the call of rare bird only to discover he's been warbling at another birdwatcher. |
Critters:
Farce |
1 |
No |
| 41 |
Woman pens hilarious account of family's efforts to rescue trapped cat from garbage disposal. |
Critters:
Disposal |
1 |
No |
| 42 |
Swedish navy mistakes minks for enemy submarines. |
Critters:
Gnus |
1 |
Yes |
| 43 |
Alligators dwell in the sewers beneath New York City. |
Critters:
Lurkers |
1 |
No |
| 44 |
Giant catfish frighten divers sent to repair dams. |
Critters:
Lurkers |
1 |
No |
| 45 |
Waterskier falls into underwater nest of snakes |
Critters:
Snakes |
1 |
No |
| 46 |
Bargain-hunting shopper is fatally bitten by snake lurking in winter coat. |
Critters:
Snakes |
1 |
No |
| 47 |
Woman is impregnated by octopus eggs. |
Pregnant |
1 |
Yes |
| 48 |
A man stuck in cat door without his pants is mistaken for a work of art. |
Embarrass:
Buff |
1 |
Yes |
| 49 |
A man who tries to retrieve his morning newspaper in the altogether is inadvertently locked out of his home. |
Embarrass:
Buff |
1 |
Yes |
| 50 |
A hotel guest unwittingly chooses the skylight over a restaurant as the perfect place to get an all-over tan. |
Embarrass:
Buff |
1 |
Claimed |
|
|
| 51 |
Africans were horrified by an American baby food company's product packaging. |
Business:
Market |
1 |
No |
| 52 |
Food-related cultural differences lead to humorous incidents. |
Travel:
Foreign |
1 |
No |
| 53 |
International cookbook compiled by California home economics teachers includes recipe for "Stuffed Camel." |
Food:
Prepare |
1 |
No |
| 54 |
Bride wonders about family tradition of cutting the ends off of roasts before cooking them. |
Weddings:
Newlywed |
1 |
No |
| 55 |
Mountain Dew will shrink testicles and lower sperm count. |
Medical:
Potables |
1 |
Yes |
| 56 |
The combination of shrimp and Vitamin C tablets will cause arsenic poisoning. |
Medical:
Toxins |
1 |
No |
| 57 |
A death curse threatens U.S. Presidents elected in years evenly divisible by twenty. |
History:
American |
1 |
No |
| 58 |
Town's haunted house attraction is so scary that no one has ever completed a tour of it. |
Horrors:
Mayhem |
1 |
Yes |
| 59 |
Chanting "Bloody Mary!" thirteen times in front of a candlelit mirror will summon a vengeful spirit. |
Horrors:
Ghosts |
1 |
Yes |
| 60 |
A blow-up doll left as a Christmas gift caused hilarity one Christmas. |
Holidays:
Christmas |
1 |
No |
| 61 |
Terrorist attempting to light the fuse to a bomb hidden in his rectum is foiled by airline personnel. |
Humor:
Iftrue |
1 |
No |
| 62 |
Pacific Palisades High School placed an unusual message on their school telephone answering system. |
Humor:
Iftrue |
1 |
No |
| 63 |
Researchers have developed genetically engineered fruit trees that bear meat. |
Humor:
Iftrue |
1 |
No |
| 64 |
Roto-Rooter men find lots of strange things found in customers' drains. |
Humor:
Iftrue |
1 |
Yes |
| 65 |
A medical study has determined that working with idiots is 'one of the deadliest forms of stress.' |
Humor:
Iftrue |
1 |
Yes |
| 66 |
A man comes up with an inventive way to get even with two rude fellows. |
Humor:
Jokes |
1 |
No |
| 67 |
Thieves mistakenly break into sperm bank and consume 'vanilla pudding' they find there. |
Humor:
Jokes |
1 |
No |
| 68 |
Naked woman distracts drivers by washing their windshields while her partner robs the car. |
Humor:
Jokes |
1 |
No |
| 69 |
Man tricked into believing he's won the lottery confesses to adulterous affair. |
Love:
Betrayal |
1 |
No |
| 70 |
Young man discovers pharmacist who sold him condoms is his date's father. |
College:
Risque |
1 |
Yes |
| 71 |
Wife traps husband and his mistress in the back of a recreational vehicle. |
Love:
Revenge |
1 |
No |
| 72 |
Abandoned wife receives diet ad emblazoned with "Try it!" post-it note and is inspired to kill the husband's new girlfriend, who she believes sent it to her. |
Love:
Revenge |
1 |
No |
| 73 |
Tourists who have taken rocks from Hawaiian beaches have returned them in hopes of ending streaks of bad luck. |
Luck |
1 |
No |
| 74 |
AIDS was created by the CIA. |
Medical:
Disease |
1 |
No |
| 75 |
Typhoid Mary caused the deaths of thousands of people. |
Medical:
Disease |
1 |
No |
| 76 |
The drug Premarin is produced from the urine of pregnant horses. |
Medical:
Drugs |
1 |
No |
| 77 |
Man dressed as superhero knocks himself unconscious after tying wife to bed. |
Risque:
Kinky |
1 |
Yes |
| 78 |
Sane people are mistaken for lunatic asylum inmates. |
Medical:
Asylum |
1 |
No |
| 79 |
Fighting on opposite sides, father and son meet one last time on a Civil War battlefield. Found in the dying boy's pocket is the melody now known as Taps. |
Music:
Songs |
1 |
No |
| 80 |
Soldier serving overseas during the Gulf War receives a video of his wife having sex with other men and demanding a divorce. |
Military |
1 |
No |
| 81 |
Aircraft carrier orders lighthouse to change course. |
Military |
1 |
No |
| 82 |
After the Germans constructed a phony wooden airfield as a decoy during World War II, the British sent a plane to drop a wooden bomb on it. |
Military |
1 |
No |
| 83 |
General George S. Patton Jr. discovered the French were honoring a latrine pit. |
Military |
1 |
No |
| 84 |
Custom allows marriage-minded gals to propose to their boyfriends on February 29. |
Oldwives |
1 |
No |
| 85 |
Girl is impregnated by sperm in swimming pool. |
Pregnant |
1 |
No |
| 86 |
A man who has had an embryo implanted in his abdomen is engaged in the world's first human male pregnancy. |
Pregnant |
1 |
Yes |
| 87 |
Childless couple discovers the cause of their infertility is a lack of sex. |
Pregnant |
1 |
No |
| 88 |
Adulterous couple discovers their spouses are also having an affair. |
Risque:
Adultery |
1 |
No |
| 89 |
Green M&Ms are an aphrodisiac. |
Risque:
Aphrodisiacs |
1 |
Yes |
| 90 |
The drug clomipramine can cause orgasms in yawning patients. |
Risque:
Aphrodisiacs |
1 |
Yes |
| 91 |
Men think about sex every seven seconds. |
Science:
Stats |
1 |
No |
| 92 |
Police officer catches man screwing a pumpkin. |
Risque:
Caught |
1 |
No |
| 93 |
Naked woman invites her husband to "come and get it" in front of surprise party guests. |
Risque:
Caught |
1 |
No |
| 94 |
Couple accidentally returns erotic tape of themselves to video store. |
Risque:
Porn |
1 |
Yes
Claimed |
|
|
| 95 |
Copulating couple becomes stuck together in a case of penis captivus. |
Risque:
Penile |
1 |
No |
| 96 |
A wife punishes her husband's infidelity with a hot curling iron up his backside. |
Risque:
Revenge |
1 |
No |
| 97 |
Woman superglues cheating partner's penis to his leg. |
Risque:
Revenge |
1 |
No |
| 98 |
A man seeking sexual pleasure catches his penis in a swimming pool suction fitting. |
Risque:
Penile |
1 |
No |
| 99 |
The penis of gangster John Dillinger is on display at a Smithsonian museum. |
Risque:
Penile |
1 |
No |
| 100 |
Tent trailer collapses at campground, exposing couple engaged in intercourse. |
Risque:
Caught |
1 |
Claimed |
|
|
| 101 |
An American tourist picked up pacing outside a foreign hotel is mistaken for a streetwalker; she avoids going to jail by purchasing a license to practice prostitution. |
Risque:
Hookers |
1 |
Yes |
| 102 |
FAA instructs British train engineers in the proper use of a chicken cannon. |
Science |
1 |
No |
| 103 |
Scientists are predicting that the sun will explode in less than six years. |
Science |
1 |
No |
| 104 |
A planet-dissolving dust cloud will wipe out the solar system in 2014. |
Science |
1 |
No |
| 105 |
Golfer is poisoned by chewing on his tee. |
Horrors:
Poison |
1 |
No |
| 106 |
Waterproof sunscreen causes blindness. |
Inboxer:
Household |
1 |
Yes |
| 107 |
Airplane pilot's risqué comment into open mike is overheard by passengers. |
Risque:
Tattled |
1 |
Yes |
| 108 |
Imported cactus explodes and spews baby tarantulas everywhere. |
Horrors:
Insects |
1 |
Yes
Claimed |
|
- McKay/Sheppard story claimed by krysalys
|
| 109 |
Clown statue that spooks babysitter turns out to be a man hiding in the house. |
Horrors:
Madmen |
1 |
No |
| 110 |
Bug enters person's ear and eats its way through his brain. |
Horrors:
Insects |
1 |
Yes |
| 111 |
A hand-held police radar unit successfully tracked a military aircraft on maneuvers, nearly causing the aircraft to fire a missile in response. |
Horrors:
Techno |
1 |
No |
| 112 |
Bride-to-be sends over-the-top list of instructions to her attendants. |
Weddings:
Embarrass |
1 |
Yes |
| 113 |
A couple who return to the hotel where they honeymooned are shocked to discover their wedding night activities were videotaped and made available to other guests. |
Weddings:
Newlywed |
1 |
No |
| 114 |
A vengeful Muslim wife does in her husband's new wife by hiding a scorpion in the bride's wig. |
Weddings:
Horrors |
1 |
No |
